Jason: It's not a beachball, Elizabeth.
Liz: Oh, of course it isn't [slaps forehead]. It's a globe.
Jason: Well, actually, it's not a globe either.
Liz [puzzled look] Then what is it?
Jason: It's actually a giant growth which was removed from Laura's ass. Man, and we all just thought she was fat! Hey, do you think if they did some exploratory surgery up your butt they might find the sun?