Chloe's Sympathy Call



Sonny and Carly receive a sympathy call
from everyone's favorite do-gooder
she'd heard of the tragic results of the fall
and came bearing sympathy and sugar...


"I heard of your loss, and came quick as I could"
"And you must know that AJ's not to blame"
"Anger will do your healing no good"
"Hey, Why don't we play the 'Glad Game'"

Carly leaned close to the mobster and said
"Wow, and people think I should be neutered"
"Look I know that you're still being watched by the feds"
"But, you think we could have Johnny shoot her?"

"Nahh, said the mobster wistful with sighs
We mustn't let silly things vex us"
Chloe then stood up and said "Oh well, bye-bye"
"I have to go comfort Alexis."