Who is Flea?

Felicia Cummings- Jones -ThatGuyInVegas -AndSeveralOfHisFriends -AnythingWithAPulse -Scorpio -NowTakingApplications

She's stupid and a bad mother, but at least she has an irritating voice!
AKA, Mini-Mouse, Fell-sleaze-ya, Sleazey-Fleazy, and many other, less savory, handles.
She's a peroxide infestation of Biiiiiimmmmmboooo. And she makes up in bad taste what she lacks in self-control.
But the really disgusting thing about Flea is the vaguely pedophilic relationship she has with Luke Spencer.
It isn't bad enough that she's, like, an embryo compared with him, but she talks with that little cartoon voice of hers, and it just makes their sleazy little torrid affair--aka "Fluk Fest" that much more disturbing. Pathetic and disgusting just doesn't cover it. The woman has a voice, and a set of personal mannerisms which are like sunscreen under a contact lens... and then there is her irritating habit of making reference to her "girls" every 15 minutes. I figured she must be talking about her perky little push-up pals, because she spends more time playing with them than with her kids. She is such a lousy mother that she completely abandoned her kids to go play "secret agent" and "bond girl" with her latest fling. So here's to Floozie flEASY: your FLuke scenes make Chloe seem tolerable!

	Hi! My name is Felicia -AmIReallyDivorcedAgain? -Scorpio, and I am so desperate and sleazy that I will do anyone. I'll even do randy old goats like Luke Spencer. He doesn't wash very often, but he really really loves me. I can tell because he hasn't called out Laura's name once! I think he loves me because he respects my great intellect...
Just thinking of him makes me all mmmmmmmmm. I think I need to spend some time with my "grrrls." Their so perky.