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Hannah's Abduction the Finale (Meanwhile) Sonny: Carly.... How would you like to come with me? (Carly face lights up) AJ: Isn't that how you guys made the baby? (Passes out.) Carly: Um, like what do I have to do? Sonny: Bobbie, take your wig off... and give it to Carly... I got a plan... (Bobbie takes her wig off.) Bobbie: There... (Everyone in awe...) Sonny: On second thought... put it back on... (phone rings.) Larkin: Roy, where the hell are you? I can't stay here all night... Roy: Um, I have to go I need to use the John... Larkin: What? Roy: You heard me I have to use the John... Larkin: Are you crazy? I got your daughter and your telling me to hold on? Roy: Call back in about 30 min. Larkin: Oh... Ok... I am waiting for someone else anyway... (30 minutes later, Roy and Taggert come running up stairs to the theme of Batman...) Roy: I hope we're not to late.. Taggert: Nananannananananananna Batman!!! Roy: Shut up! (Meanwhile on the roof) Hannah: Oh, my father will see you hang for this.... Larkin: Shut up! (flings her off the roof.) Stupid wannabe FBI agent... Strange guy: Um you killed Hannah I am outa here... (running up stairs.) Sonny: (thinking) boy this briefcase is heavy.. Roy: Look! There he is! (Pow!) Larkin: Ughhhhhh.... Roy: (Zap!), (Boink!).... Where's Hannah? Larkin: I threw her off the roof. Taggert: Boy that was easy... Sonny: Aww man.... I'll go get her... (still carrying the 2 million dollars..) (On Roof.) Sonny: Hannah???? Hannah: Help me! I don't want to lose my nails. Sonny: Grab my hand! Hannah: I can't! I'll break a nail! Sonny: Do it! Hannah: Please no... Sonny: I'll buy you new ones... (Reaches out and grabs her safely pulls her back from the ledge. Romeo and Juliet love theme playing) Hannah: Sonny--My hero... Sonny: Ok... Kewl... (THE END!) |