Juan's List of Things to do:
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| Monday Jan 29, 2001 |
| 1) Snivel because Emily won't capitulate to my superior will. |
| 2) Demand for the billionth time
that Emily choose between me and Zander. Maybe THIS
time she'll give the desired answer |
| 3) Find self strangely attracted to Ned. |
| 4) Write another really insipid song |
| 5) Write A fan letter to The Backdoor Boys |
| 6) Make self feel better by blaming Zander's
uncanny mezmorizing powers of evil for Emily's loss of
interest. |
| 7) Rifle through Emily's notebooks for
more poetry to turn into cheezy pop crap. |
| 8) Get a pair of leather pants, just like Ned's |
| 9) threaten to sing at Zander if he doesn't stay away from Em |
| 10) Borrow Ned's penis enlargement literature |
| 11) Go away on tour and die a much celebrated
rock n roll death in a plane crash. |