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Juan Hate




Juan Sings His New GH Theme Song
"Juan Gets Pied"
Adventures of:
Dr. Nedvil and Juani-me
"Ever Notice how similar Ned and Juan are?"
"And how could the anti-hero group be complete without..."
"Fat Bastard meets Juani-me"
"Fat Bastard is not impressed"






















































Juan's List of Things to do:

Monday Jan 29, 2001
1) Snivel because Emily won't capitulate to my superior will.
2) Demand for the billionth time that Emily choose between me and Zander. Maybe THIS time she'll give the desired answer
3) Find self strangely attracted to Ned.
4) Write another really insipid song
5) Write A fan letter to The Backdoor Boys
6) Make self feel better by blaming Zander's uncanny mezmorizing powers of evil for Emily's loss of interest.
7) Rifle through Emily's notebooks for more poetry to turn into cheezy pop crap.
8) Get a pair of leather pants, just like Ned's
9) threaten to sing at Zander if he doesn't stay away from Em
10) Borrow Ned's penis enlargement literature
11) Go away on tour and die a much celebrated rock n roll death in a plane crash.