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The Web List of Annoying Lizzyisms:

#1). The way she says 'een' at the end of 'ing' words (ie: painteen instead of painting). ~~MochaZoom

#2). The fact that she's a Jill of all trades, master of none. ~~MochaZoom

#3). The way she's always got that, ''I smell a fart'' look on her face.~~ MochaZoom

#4). How she's completely useless to the show, yet she's smack dab in the middle of EVERY possible storyline! ~~MochaZoom

#5). Her association with Jason. LMAOPIMPROFLWTIME! ~~MochaZoom

#6). Her big old fat over glossed clown lips & how they always look like they need blotting. ~~MochaZoom

#7). The fact that she's a fair weathered friend to Emily, and Emily is always there for Liz no matter what. ~~MochaZoom

#8). All her words sound like they are at the back of her throat! ~~Beau

#9). Her Pez look ~~Beau

#10). Her constant tucking her hair behind her ear. ~~Beau

#11). Her condescending smile ~~Beau

#12). The way she says ''Lucky'' makes me ill ~~Beau

#13). Her ''vixen'' looks at Jason - makes me giggle actually ~~Beau

#14). Well Liz's hair always looks so shellacked and molded that I expect it to Buffy-like disintegrate when touched. ~~Iracible

#15). When she tells Jason ''but I luuuvvvv Lucky'' keep tellin' yourself that Lizzie...it's almost as annoying as protect your queen. :) ~~Albeefreak

#16). Telling Em not to see Zander because of his connections and past while getting hot and bothered for a mafia enforcer. (Coffee business my a@@.) ~~McVanishMM

#17). Blasting Lucky for taking Gia's pictures without telling her without disclosing the fact Jason was in the closet at her studio. (Pun fully intended). Oh, taking a girl's picture so bad. Bringing another guy to live in your studio perfectly fine. ~~McVanishMM

#18). Saying Jason is the only one she can be herself with the same freakin' line she used on Lucky. I bet if she dated Roy she'd say the same thing. ~~McVanishMM

#19). The way when Laura came to Kelly's during the year Lucky was gone Liz made absolutely no attempt to hide her grief over her boyfriend's death and yakked about how much she missed him ignoring the fact Laura was the boy's mother. ~~McVanishMM

#20). Her total hypocrisy & the fact that she�s blissfully unaware of it. ~~McVanishMM

#21). Her condescending attitude toward anyone who doesn�t constantly tell her how pretty, talented, wonderful, etc. that she is OR polish the pedestal that she's on in some other manner. This attitude is often accompanied by the aforementioned ''I smell a fart'' look. LOL!! ~~Coffeemonkey

#22). Her unibrow that she stole from Ernie�s buddy, Bert! The only person with bigger brows is Sorel. Someone really needs to introduce her to the wax or something. I don�t think tweezers will do the job! ~~ legomyego

#23). The way she was always whining about �It�s my life!� ~~ JenRat

#24). The way she�s always protecting her �queen�, Jason, when she claims to be Lucky�s �girrrrlfriend�. ~~MochaZoom

#25). The way she never followed through with her end of the Valentine�s Day Teen Suicide Pact of 1998. ~~MochaZoom

#26). Her self-absorption and inability to recognize that someone else�s crisis or pain might possibly take precedence over her own Psychogenic Hangnail of the Day. ~~ ForeverWild

#27). The fact that she is even on GH is annoying to me. The only scene I ever want to see her in on GH is where she get hit by a cross-town bus, making here flatter than she already is. ~~Sam1174

#28). THE SNEER when she's talking to/about someone "beneath her." ~~Oregano

#29). The fact that her "Deer in the Headlights" look is "high fashion" to Laura (but obviously not to anyone else with the possible exception of Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles, Jose Feliciano and Ronnie Milsap). ~~Oregano

#30). That she will act innocent and sweet to anyone with a penis (or those related to said penis) to impress them, but turn around and be a catty pit viper to women she doesn't care for, when said penis isn't around to hear it and pass judgment on her character. ~~Oregano

#31). The smug look of self-satisfaction she gets when she thinks she's won an arguement. ~~Oregano

#32). How the brainwashed twits of Port Chuckles (with the exception of Carly, Zander, and Gia) worship the ground she slithers on. ~~Oregano

#33). How she can't kiss Idiot Savant Lucky without looking like she's about to catch cooties. ~~Oregano

#34). That she sucks airtime away from interesting characters like Zander and Em. ~~Oregano

#35). That people still think she's wonderful after telling a woman who just had a life threatening miscarriage that "you didn't lose a baby, you lost a meal ticket." ~~Oregano

#36). I hate her. I hate the fact that every caracter talks about her or argues about her. But the worst offense she has made is that my NIA is arguing over and being torn apart because of her when we are supposed to be watching their romance.~~ Nordica

37). She is my nominee for MOST Disgusting Daytimer Ever.~~Honeycat

#38). - the way Liz pushes her hair back behind her ears as if she actually *had* hair falling in her face ~~Hit & Run

#39). - how she acts like she is doing the world a favor by being a professional model ~~Hit & Run

#40). - her ''Eat your Heart Out'' persona ~~Hit & Run

#50) - that she thinks its okay to be a professional hit man & executionist but not an amateur blackmailer ~~Hit & Run

#51) - how she looks like she had an allergic reaction to a bee sting ~~Hit & Run

#52). - how she made me never want to watch Breakfast at Tiffany's again ~~ Hit & Run

#53). - that she condescends Emily who has always been far more mature than her ~~Hit & Run

#54). - that one's acceptance of her brownies is far more important than any crime they have ever committed. ~~Hit & Run

#55). She coununt, and woununt, and shoununt be the FOD. ~~Amber

#56). I hated when Lois became a screen hog and I was a huge fan of hers. I hated when Brenda became a sceen hog and she had amazing presence though I wasn't that big a fan of hers. However, Liz just doesn't have what it takes to hog this much airtime. ~~Sumara

#57). I will host a huge board party when that little twit departs. That's all that keeps me watching. I know she can't last forever. ~~Number9

#58). She looks like she's about to vomit whenever she speaks. ~~London Suede

#60). She doesn't even want to be a model, but took the job anyway just to keep Gia from getteen it! ~~MochaZoom

#61) LOL! I am so there! She is a such a sanctimonious, self-righteous hyprocrite who deserves to be dropped kicked off that damn motorcycle into the next galaxy! ~~River

#62) The whining alone is worthy of FF. I'd say more, but frankly, this character and the allowance of her as the central figure of GH tire me immensely till all I've got left is: BLAH. ~~Coggie

#63). She is a such a sanctimonious, self-righteous hyprocrite who deserves to be dropped kicked off that damn motorcycle into the next galaxy! ~~River

#64). Where the hell does she get off claiming that Carly is 'trash', Gia is a 'blackmailer' when she herself is the epitome of those 2 things. ~~River

#65). She is to GH what disco was to the 1970's: Shallow and without substance. ~~Oregano

#66). The way she turns up her wide nose at everyone in a permanent sneer! ~~Chris