Ned's List of Things to do:
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| Monday Jan 22, 2001 |
| 1) Endanger Emily's life |
| 2) Have a hissy fit and blame Alexis for it; don't forget to yell and take cheap shots. |
| 3) Console self from the big fight by going to see Elton; bring vasseline |
| 4) Send all the adoring "Eddy Main" fans a six-pack, one for each of them. |
| 5) Vent to Chloe, realize how much more suited to stroking ego she is |
| 6) Make self feel better by telling AJ he's a lousy drunk, and he could never look as good in leather pants |
| 7) Deposit check for all those record sales gained by selling half-naked pics of Alexis |
| 8) Take leather pants to dry-cleaners; have them fix the "rear emergency flap" |
| 9) threaten to sing at Sonny if he doesn't stay away from Em |
| 10) Ask Juan for help writing more meaningful lyrics, and better music |
| 11) Find some way of betraying Alexis again-- it was so much fun the first time |
| 12) Start preparing the stupid, insincere lines to use to get back into Alexis'; then tell her everything is her fault, and she must grovel for forgiveness |
| 13) Hide penis enlargement literature |
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