(Stefan wakes up after months of being poisoned just to find himself dressed in a nighty on a large bed.)

Stefan: What the HELL? MOTHER! (screaming at the top of his lungs.)
Faison: (Plays the Faison Music in the background... Faison Enters.) Ahhh... Heir Cassadine Jr. ... How are you?
Stefan: Faison! What the Hell?
Faison: (Lighting his cigar... and taking off his Nicoret patch.) You had to find out about Helena didn't you...
Stefan: Why am I wearing woman's clothing?
Faison: Its all apart of the master plan...
Stefan: Which plan is that? To turn Lucky from his parents? To drive Laura away from me? To have Luke love Felicia?
Faison: This plan requires you fall in love with someone half your age...
Stefan: Huh? You lost me? (Faison leaves... Lucky enters...) Lucky? Lucky: Hi... this is what happens when people get to close... to your mother...
Stefan: WHAT IS GOING ON????

[to be continued]