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Chloe's List of Things to do:

Friday May 26, 2000
1) Have a bad hair day
2) Slaughter Big Bird, and steal his outfit.
3) Eat chocolate
4) Dress up as the Chicken Lady
5) Have a headache
6) Whine and bitch and moralize to Jax about his ELQ takeover
7) Have a bad dream
8) Come up with a totally bland and insincere response to someone else's loss of a baby-- say something insubstantial and Hallmarkish.
9) Threaten Jax that his pursuit of ELQ will ruin the relationship.
10) Corner the evil Helena and force her to capitualate to the forces of good, by making her play "Orangeola"
11) Be sure not to do any ACTUAL design work
12) Pop lots of pain meds while sharpening pencil crayons, and asking bypassing pedestrians if "the music in my head" is bothering them
13) Go visit Carly and Sonny and cheer them up by teaching them the "Glad Game."